[Verse] On my block, strollin’, feelin' so smooth, Outta nowhere, here come a bird, flexin' attitude. Feathers ruffled, he strut, meanin’ business, Canadian goose, lookin’ vicious. [Verse 2] I laughed, said, “What you gonna do, honker?” He turned, spread wings, reeked like a Tonka. Before I knew, feathers flew, peckin’ at my soul, Disarmed me, cold menace, took the whole control. [Chorus] Goose got glocks, shootin’ shots in the park, Feathered assassin, lurkin' in the dark. Wings flappin’, talon-clappin’, don’t you play, Goose code of silence, North of the fray. [Verse 3] Foolish move, thought I held dominion, Goose stood its ground, straight villain minion. A kapow of beak, eyes beamin’, gold-sharp, Down me, clutchin' wounds, flappin’ wings stark. [Bridge] Feathered hitman, terror from above, No mercy, no heart, no sign of dove. Poopin’ bullet shells, winged Houdini, North wind bandit, next-level meanie. [Verse 4] Lyin’ on the turf, thinkin’ of retreat, This foe, winged warrior, got me beat. Flap-flap, stomp-stomp, he strutted ‘way, Lesson learned, the geese don’t play.
