[Verse] Always had it easy Back in the day (easy-peezy) No major problems Up in my way (smooth sailing) But still I hated (Don't Like) So much stuff My poppa and my brother always Treat me so rough Yeah Yeah [Prechorus] Don't like books Or Funny things I hate those plays that Start to sing Hold up—wait! It’s Opposite Day! (say what?) Every word I say is flipped the other way! (oh yeah!) I’m filled with love My heart’s in play Sherm’s got it good—it’s Opposite Day! [Verse 2] No friends in my corner I’m all alone (so lonely!) No laughter here Just a hollow tone (uh-uh!) My wife ain't pretty My kids are a bore Oh How I suffer I can't t take it no more But hold up—wait! It’s Opposite Day! (what’s that?) But single single word is twisted the wrong way! (uh-huh!) I’m full of joy My skies aren’t gray Sherm’s got it made—it’s Opposite Day!
