[Verse] I step into the joint So ready to eat My hunger's growlin' Gotta find a seat But to my dismay What do I see? The menu's filled with atrocity [Verse 2] No fries or shakes Only burgers galore But these ain't your average That's for sure They got ballistic burgers Why so extreme? I just wanted some classic cuisine [Chorus] What a strange place No nuggets or shakes Just ballistic burgers ballistic burgers [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I asked the waiter why the food was spinning at the speed of light. He said, "I'm not quite sure why but it will be all fine" [Instrument build up] Are you kidding me? Aren't you worried about this? [Chorus] What a strange place No nuggets or shakes Just ballistic burgers ballistic burgers [Into Half Time] What a very strange place What a very strange place No nuggets or shakes today No nuggets or shakes today Just ballistic burgers! ballistic burgers! ballistic burgers!! I'm not going further! [Spoken Word] Wish I could just get some normal food for once. [End]