Verse 1 I walked into a party, tried to fade into the wall Said “Hey” to a plant — it didn’t answer me at all Someone asked, “What’s up?” I said, “The ceiling, I guess?” Then spilled my drink and panicked, classic introvert distress Pre-Chorus Eye contact’s a weapon, small talk is a curse I'd rather eat a cactus than start a convo first Chorus 'Cause I’m awkward and I own it Social skills? I disown it I’d rather text you from my room Than stand around and face the doom Of “So, what do you do for work?” My brain just screams and goes berserk Introvert and proud, so hear me roar *quietly… through a locked bedroom door* Verse 2 I rehearse goodbyes like I’m prepping for a play Then forget my lines and just moonwalk away At dinner I fake a laugh that sounds like a goose Then choke on my water — social skills: *reduce* Pre-Chorus I ghost like don don don!!!! Good bye, not to be mean Just need my snacks, my couch, my meme routine Chorus Yeah, I’m awkward and I flaunt it Your party? Nah, I’ll haunt it From the shadows by the snack buffet Then vanish like a cliché If you hug me I might freeze I break down from “Hi, how’s it be?” Introvert and proud, I’m just wired this way Can we all agree to text instead? Okay? Bridge (Spoken) Yeah I said “you too” when the waiter said “enjoy your meal” And I still wake up thinking about it Ten years later Help. Breakdown Crowds! (No thanks!) Chats! (Big yikes!) “Let’s hang!” (I might!) But I probably won’t… Final Chorus I’m awkward and I love it Got weird vibes? I’ll shove it Right into a playlist, late at night While dodging every social fight Don’t need to mingle, just need WiFi And someone who won’t ask me why I ghosted your group chat three months ago *It’s not you, it’s just my introvert flow!* Outro (quietly, like a whisper) Text me never..not talk to me... Leave me alone! DOM DOM!!!! Leave me alone! DOM DOOM!!! Leave me alone! DOM!!! DOM!!! DOOM!!! DOOOM!!! DOOOOOOOOM!!!!
