[Intro] [Notification ping] WHO GAVE THE DUCK A CREDIT CARD? [Verse 1] I walked in the kitchen, my toaster said “bro” My fridge got a podcast, the blender stole the show I wore two left shoes, still walked right in My accountant is a hamster with a tiny little grin [Pre-Chorus] Wait—hold up—freeze! Why’s there a horse in the group chat, saying “please”? Everybody hush, let the nonsense begin I got one good idea and it’s probably a sin [Chorus] Big duck energy, quack-quack, okay! Big duck energy, splash all day! Big duck energy, quack-quack, okay! If the beat gets weird, then we’re doing it great! [Post-Chorus] Quack! Quack! That’s the whole plan! Quack! Quack! Everybody flap! [Verse 2] My phone got jealous of my microwave My socks formed a union, now they want paid leave I said “be normal,” they said “define normal” Then a tiny robot yelled, “THE VIBES ARE FORMAL!” [Beat Switch] [Record scratch] [Whisper] Please remain calm. The duck has entered the boardroom. [Orchestral hit] No, seriously—run it back. [Final Chorus] Big duck energy, quack-quack, deluxe! Big duck energy, everybody duck! Big duck energy, quack-quack, deluxe! This should not be catchy—now everybody jump! [Final Hook] Quack-quack, okay! Quack-quack, okay! Quack-quack, okay! We made a hit by mistake! [Outro] [Fake crowd cheering] Who taught the duck autotune? [Robotic voice] I am the duck now. [Boing] Quack.
