[Intro] (Dry punchy drum break with a rhythmic Clink-clink-clink of a pickaxe) (Spoken, deep exasperated sigh) Admin here. Again. Benni, stop putting poop in the furnaces. AK, I don't care if you are Anna Karin today—just read the screen! (Ad-lib: God help me) [Verse 1] (Rap flow: Rhythmic, laid back, judging) Welcome to the server where the logic’s running thin Kenta’s sniped a monument—or Thuring? Which is him? (Ad-lib: Who are you today?!) Rule one: Raid ‘em, rob ‘em, then you gotta hit the bricks Drutten's in his base playing stupid little tricks Temporary doors? Cool. Just unlock ‘em when you leave But Raven’s walling quarries like a literal garden thief (Sound: Metallic Clink! Clink!) And Ahbri’s in chat, yeah he's crying ‘bout Kenta again Honey, it’s a game—go and sit inside the shade! [Chorus 1] (Vocal style: Harmonized, airy, sarcastic) Ooh, treat ‘em like you want to be treated yourself Put connesieurs package right back on the shelf (Sound: Rhythmic Pickaxe hits) Stop feeding Dave those mushrooms again Leave Billy alone, hes got breasts when he can Don't be so sensitive, don't be a hoot Unless your'e quest dude - get your ass out of that boot [Verse 2] (Rap flow: Punchy, rhythmic) Deda’s at the bottom of the ocean, turning blue Disconnected underwater? Yeah, that sucks for you! (Ad-lib: Glub glub) And Boom is raiding bases afk with a 20 feet hose That's not allowed! That’s how the rulebook goes Stop roof-camping monuments, you’re looking like a clown Every time I look away, the rules are going down (Ad-lib: [Sigh]) Boba’s in the corner doing something real absurd I can see what he's doing but there's no proper word [Chorus 2] (Vocal style: Harmonized, airy, sarcastic) Ooh, treat ‘em like you want to be treated yourself Put connesieurs package right back on the shelf (Sound: Rhythmic Pickaxe hits) Stop feeding Dave those mushrooms again Leave Billy alone, hes got breasts when he can Don't be so sensitive, don't be a hoot Unless your'e quest dude - get your ass out of that boot [Bridge] (Drums drop out, just bass and finger snaps) (Half-spoken, breathy) Offline protection... it costs a little coin. (Ad-lib: Spend it!) Don't build over monuments. (Sound: C4 Beep-Beep) Boba, why are you still walling people in? (Spoken) Look at me. I’m literally crying. Stop it. [Verse 3] (Rap flow: Fast, "Scarlet" era aggressive) You can switch your members, yeah, but keep the count at five Trying to hide a sixth? Yeah, you won't survive (Ad-lib: I see you, Raven!) Take what you want, but leave the base like it was Don't grief the whole map just because of the "because" It’s 12G baby, yeah we keep the vibes weird But the stupidity is exactly what I feared! [Outro] (Fades out with a groovy bass solo and pickaxe rhythms) (Ad-libs: Benni, seriously? AK/Anna/Whatever—stop. Boba, go home. Admin is going to sleep. Shut it down.) (Sound: Long, fading sigh and a final C4 boom)
