[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, the podium is shaking The feathers are up and the floor is quaking No forecast, no promise, just maximum thump Executive Order: Pump Again! [Verse 1] Walk in with a comb like a crown on fire Briefcase full of cluck and a bassline wired CHUMP made a climb, six-seven-zero-zero times Now the ticker’s doing backflips between the lines Around zero-point-zero-three-five on the board Every little candle gets a presidential roar Volatility knocks, let it wait at the gate We came for the thunder, not a calm update [Pre-Chorus] Press corps asking, “Sir, is the chart too steep?” I say, “Keep your questions and protect your beak” Brass in the chamber, sub under the floor When the rooster hits the button, everybody wants more [Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that flag, let the fever begin In Chump we pump, say it loud, say it proud Tiny little ticker with a gigantic crowd Executive Order: Pump Again! Noisy little rocket with a poultry grin In Chump we pump, from the coop to the chain Robinhood Chain got the whole flock insane [Verse 2] Six thousand seven hundred times, that’s a wild headline Printed on a napkin in a very bold type Zero-point-zero-three-five, give or take the spin One minute we’re kings, next minute we’re checking the wind High-voltage feathers, every wingbeat swings A chart like a roller coaster wearing golden rings No crystal ball hiding underneath the desk Just a satirical briefing and a risk-shaped vest [Pre-Chorus] Reporter asks, “Can the pump survive the heat?” The rooster bangs the gavel to a distorted beat “Current conditions? Absolutely absurd!” Then the brass hits hard and buries every word [Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that flag, let the fever begin In Chump we pump, say it loud, say it proud Tiny little ticker with a gigantic crowd Executive Order: Pump Again! Noisy little rocket with a poultry grin In Chump we pump, from the coop to the chain Robinhood Chain got the whole flock insane [Bridge] This is a parody, stamp it in red A podium-sized dream with a bassline overhead If the chart goes sideways, let the drumline explain The flock keeps marching through the volatility rain Press briefing! Press briefing! Clear the room! The sub-bass blooms like a legislative boom No guarantees, no solemn decree Just a hook so loud it rattles the treasury [Breakdown] Pump! Pump! Pump again! Who’s in charge? The feathered pen! Pump! Pump! Pump again! In Chump we pump—say it again! [Final Chorus] Executive Order: Pump Again! Raise that flag, let the fever begin In Chump we pump, make the whole room jump From the brass fanfare to the distorted thump Executive Order: Pump Again! Six-seven-zero-zero in the legend we spin Around zero-point-zero-three-five, let it bang Robinhood Chain and the poultry gang [Outro] The statement is over, the podium is gone The rooster keeps crowing till the break of dawn High-volatility confidence, feathers in the air In Chump we pump—if you dare, if you dare!
