Strange things are afoot at the circle K Somebody ask Neo what the hell's going on Or Roland. Roland is the guy you really want Well I have a surprise for you these people don't want me to talk on the phone but I have a surprise for them I'm going to talk on the phone anyway because guess what I could type but I'm not comfortable inside you know why I'm not good the wrong side because I don't have a chair why don't I have a chair I don't have nobody will bring me a chair that must be the problem right because nobody brought me a chair so I figure that's why I don't have a chair anyway I'd rather just sit here and talk to my phone because now Google seems to like me before they would be really angry whenever I would make recordings and they would f****** my words and change them and make funny things come out of my mouth he used to piss me off and so I was always screaming like f*** you Google f*** you Google all the time but that doesn't happen anymore now they love me it has nothing to do with my phone cuz my phone is more lagging than it was before it has nothing to do with my internet because the internet sucks all the time so that makes no difference but they just love me and that's the whole secret to it you know you just have to realize that the world is your friend you know the world is always trying to give you a reason to do better. They want you to stop thinking that everything is just okay the way it is and they want you to like stand up and take control of something that's why you get these challenges in life like somebody suing you for money imagine somebody suing you for money what the f*** is that all about why would somebody do that why is money that important you have to take him to court and go through all that hassle for the f****** money when Jesus Christ just get some more money what the hell are you worried about but all the same people go through getting sued and when they go through getting sued that's a hell of a time you know because you have to get a lawyer and you have to get other people to help you have to have your friends show up and say nice things about you This seems like a good place to stop abracadabra watch me bop