[Cold Open | Spoken] Too hot. [Verse 1 | Close-mic, almost whispered] Peel back the lid Steam fogs my face Chicken’s my favorite I never change I blow on the fork Give it a shot You’d think I’d learn Nope. Still hot. [Pre-Chorus | One beat per plop] One ice cube. (Plop.) Still too hot. Two more cubes. (Plop. Plop.) Okay. That’s good. [Chorus | Low bass comes in] Warm noodles, cold blue Gatorade Best little dinner I ever made One warm bite, one ice-cold sip There’s a little blue left on my lip My tongue is blue My tongue is blue Wanna see? Too late. I showed you. [Verse 2 | Bass and finger snaps] Microwave door I lean in close Stick out my tongue Till it touches my nose Well, almost. Give me a sec. Nope. Still blue, though. [Chorus] Warm noodles, cold blue Gatorade Best little dinner I ever made One warm bite, one ice-cold sip There’s a little blue left on my lip My tongue is blue My tongue is blue Wanna see? Too late. I showed you. [Bridge | Beat strips back] I bet I can slurp So quiet the cat Won’t even look up [One loud slurp | Beat stops] The cat looked up. [Final Chorus | Bass returns] Warm noodles, cold blue Gatorade Best little dinner I ever made Three little cubes and it’s just right I could eat this every night My tongue is blue My tongue is blue Wanna see? Yeah, I knew you would. [Outro | Spoken] There’s a noodle on my shoe. I’m saving it for later.
