[Verse] Three PM bug report Red alert On the scene Tested it locally Clean as a dream No errors No crashes My code’s pristine It’s not me It’s production That’s where it’s been [Prechorus] Could be the server Could be their chair Could be the moon phase or dust in the air [Chorus] It works on my machine Flawless Like a magazine Turn it off Turn it on Now the problem’s surely gone It works It works on my machine [Verse 2] User's OS Ancient as stone They’re clicking buttons like they’re dialing a phone Cosmic rays messing with the tone But here in my world The code’s my throne [Bridge] Restart the router Unplug the mouse Reboot the internet Shake the house Blame the network Blame the cloud Tell the universe And say it loud [Chorus] It works on my machine Smooth as butter Code so clean Turn it off Turn it on Now the glitch is surely gone It works It works on my machine
