Let There Be Diarrhea (Remastered)

At work late hungover Sittin down in my chair Typin on my computer Oh man ain’t life unfair Had too much crawfish and beer last night My head is pounding outta sight I feel a rumble in my belly, try to stand up But it’s too late a brown wave comes from my butt And then there was diarrhea Nobody coulda seen it I just done unloaded on my chair Oh fuck it was really smelly Then that damn secretary Told the CEO So I went and farted on his wife’s tits As I sat in my mess The smell quite depressed The entire atmosphere of my office Oh man you just can’t get rid of it It’s so brown and squishy Just sitting here in my shitty My coworkers walk in, smell my shit, and now HR is throwin a fit And then there was diarrhea Nobody coulda seen it I just done unloaded on my chair Oh fuck it was really smelly Then that damn secretary Told the CEO So I went and farted on his wife’s tits May as well just confess But I can’t move from my mess The moment I stand up Everyone will see it and the jig is up Uh oh…. And then there was diarrhea Nobody coulda seen it I just done unloaded on my chair Oh fuck it was really smelly Then that damn secretary Told the CEO So I went and farted on his wife’s tits Yeah Let there be diarrhea!