𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒞𝓇𝒶𝒷𝓈

Hey! Grab the sunscreen, it’s getting hot! Hey! Check through the sand in the spot we've got! Sun is beating down on the dunes today Mary Jane is looking for a place to lay She’s got a bikini that’s way too tight I’m hoping that the tide is gonna treat us right We’re digging in the silt where the water flows She’s wiggling her hips and she’s wiggling her toes But something’s crawling in the salty deep A little souvenir that I’m gonna keep! I caught sand crabs! Down by the pier where the water is murky I caught sand crabs! Now my nether regions are feeling quite jerky I caught sand crabs! They’re pinching at the parts that I hold so dear I caught sand crabs! And now I’m scratching like a pioneer! Mary Jane is laughing at the state of me She says it’s just the price of a day at sea She’s rubbing on the lotion with a wicked grin While I’m trying to ignore the prickling on my skin The lifeguard’s staring with a puzzled look I’m reading all the symptoms in a medical book It’s a crustacean station in my swimming trunks And I’m feeling like the lowest of the beach-bound drunks! I caught sand crabs! Down by the pier where the water is murky I caught sand crabs! Now my nether regions are feeling quite jerky I caught sand crabs! They’re pinching at the parts that I hold so dear I caught sand crabs! And now I’m scratching like a pioneer! Yeah, they’re snapping! They’re really, really snapping! Don’t touch the bait! Just keep on scratching!