[Intro] [Instrumental swing-house intro, playful, cartoonish female vocal effect] [Verse 1] It’s all one blinding static stream, White-noise blur, a broken dream. These days it’s hard to fricking freak, To reach that shock, that awe, that peak. But you, Netfreaks, know the trick, You make my jaw unhinge real quick. My eyes crawl upward, wide and raw, From facepalms my face is sore. [Instrumental Break] [Swingy piano / sax insert, upbeat, playful, 4 bars] [Verse 2] Netfreaks, I’ve seen them overly tanned, Achilles, Zeus, British royals — logic’s cracked. The Head Hunters too, I can attest, Not chasing heads, but something else instead. So what surprise will you craft today, What twisted show will you display? Call your writers from KFC stands, From gas stations with greasy hands. I’m fountain plots, just watch them pour, And hope one guy can spell for sure. For copy-paste op you’ll need IT, A geek who hacks more smart than me. [Instrumental Break] [Swingy piano / sax insert, playful, 4 bars] [Verse 3] Ready? Set, attention, march, Here comes the show, a Netfreaks arch. Godmother’s saga, don’t blink, don’t yawn, Like Godfather, but sharper, drawn. Bonasera sniffs a line, From Godmother’s strap-prop — scene divine. She says, “But You don't do it with respect. You don't even think to call me Godmother.” From radio comes: “It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal You can do whatever you feel.” [Instrumental Break] [Swingy piano / sax insert, playful, 4 bars] [Verse 4] Snow White stars an anime-geek from Algeria, Mischief from seven circus dwarfs, no trigger. At climax comes a shining thing greased with peanut, The boy gets stunned, fate unfair, can’t refute. Yet dwarfs’ mischief continues, wild and free, As you can see, Netfreaks, I’m stuffed with glee. Call me when your muse is in artistic constipation, I’ll lend a hand, There’s more untold: vegetarian Shrek in the land. Captain Nemo moonlights as a drag queen on Broadway, Political dramas “Black House” and “Autopen: The Prequel” — based on true events. [Instrumental Break] [Swingy piano / sax insert, playful, 4 bars] [Verse 5] It’s all one blinding static stream, White-noise blur, a broken dream. These days it’s hard to fricking freak, To reach that shock, that awe, that peak. But rest assured, Netfreaks, I know the trick, I’ll make jaws of your paid freaks unhinge real quick. Their eyes will crawl upward, wide and raw, From facepalms their faces will be sore. [Outro] [Repeat Verse 5 as outro] It’s all one blinding static stream, White-noise blur, a broken dream. These days it’s hard to fricking freak, To reach that shock, that awe, that peak. But rest assured, Netfreaks, I know the trick, I’ll make jaws of your paid freaks unhinge real quick. Their eyes will crawl upward, wide and raw, From facepalms their faces will be sore. [Instrumental Swing-House Fade Out] [Extended piano/sax/EDM break, playful}
