[Spoken Word Intro] What is politics, but a bunch of fuhking idiots? [Verse 1] Spell I CUP, knigga! We passed a law allowing all citizens to shit in the mouths of the elderly! That's what freedom is supposed to be! We run this motherfuhker! For that is what us congressmen do! We be passin' the freaky-ass laws! Those liberal kuntfaces try to get us removed! But we passed a law to arrest all rainbow-haired phaggots! So bend over, and take it in the butt! [Pre-chorus] Freedom's never free! That nice pussee, I'd like to see! Jihzz! [Chorus] Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam! Check out my hairy balls in yo face, man! We sit in this office, passin' degenerate laws! For we like the hot, nasty secks! Good lord! That's what the politics of degeneracy shall be! Phaggots! [Verse 2] We have served in office for longer than you've been alive! Because term limits are for bihtch-ass pussees! I need to kum! So I get my secretary to suck these nasty, sweaty nuts under my desk! (Take that, Bill Clinton!) I have been endorsed by Elon Musk to shove a red-hot nail in your urethra while taking a nasty diarrhea in your mouth! Ahhhhhh!!!!! [Pre-chorus] Freedom's never free! That nice pussee, I'd like to see! Jihzz! [Chorus] Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam! Check out my hairy balls in yo face, man! We sit in this office, passin' degenerate laws! For we like the hot, nasty secks! Good lord! That's what the politics of degeneracy shall be! Phaggots! Stop forgetting your name, Joe Biden! [Solo] [Bridge] All dill dows will be tax-free! All hot, secksy goth women will get on their knees! On their knees to blow the peanus of the rich! Still wanna "eat the rich" now, liberals!? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! [Chorus] Uncle Sam! Uncle Sam! Check out my hairy balls in yo face, man! We sit in this office, passin' degenerate laws! For we like the hot, nasty secks! Good lord! That's what the politics of degeneracy shall be! Phaggots! [Outro] Our secks appeal shall rule the nation! In the name of American 420! Bow to the might of my ass shitting in your face! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
