[Intro - chopped lead vocal] All in. All-in. All in. Am I in the wrong room? [Verse 1] Court adjourned, the goose bought the courthouse, Judge took a lunch break, came back as a mouse. Dust in the air ducts, orchids in the waiting room, Fish got a desk job, ducks got a swimming pool. Ask for a penny, they invoice the question, Put a price tag on my facial expression. Horse in the sewer wearing brand-new boots, Told me, "Dress for the job." I said, "Who hired you?" Clock on the wall got hands in my pocket, Moon took a sick day, sun couldn't clock it. I brought my whole life in a bag with a hole; They said, "Fill this out." I said, "Which part of my soul?" [Hook - infectious rhythmic melody] All in, still outside, Whole damn world on a carnival ride. Wrong room, right name, Turn that shit up, let the walls complain. All in, can't sit still, Something in the soup got a record deal. Wrong room, right song, If you found your seat, you can sing along. [Verse 2] Please be kind, rewind the disaster, Tape got stuck in the throat of the pastor. Greenbacks grow where the grass won't grow, Geese got accounts where the tax don't go. Everybody serious, nobody steering, Window full of signs that say nobody's hiring. I can make a mess sound good in a measure, Panic in a tux at a parent-teacher conference. I'm the kid with the crayon outside of the border, Alphabet soup came out in the wrong order. Don't fix my face, fix the chair that I'm on; Eighteen little pieces trying hard to hold strong. [Hook] All in, still outside, Whole damn world on a carnival ride. Wrong room, right name, Turn that shit up, let the walls complain. All in, can't sit still, Something in the soup got a record deal. Wrong room, right song, If you found your seat, you can sing along. [Bridge - bass and chopped vocal] Nobody checked the invitation. Nobody checked the floor. I got my name on the reservation. Why am I holding the door? [Final Hook - layered lead] All in, still outside, Whole damn world on a carnival ride. Wrong room, right name, Turn that shit up, let the walls complain. All in. All-in. All in. Keep the change. [End]
