[Intro] [spoken | smug half-laugh] Sum-ma coom law-day in the streets Sum-ma coom stu-pid in my sheets [Verse 1] [smooth arrogant swagger | clear diction] She struts straight in with her four-point-oh face Quoting Foo-koh— fo sho faking her grace One perfect pick-up for that big brain tease "Man-yee-feek tits, sheh-ree suck please?" [Pre-Chorus] [rising manic energy] The higher the grades the louder the pop When her big brain blue-screens and the logic goes plop [Chorus] [explosive earworm | huge energy] Soooma coooom stu-piiid (that's the face!) Soooma coooom stu-piiid (brain erase!) From sum-ma coom low-day straight to sum-ma coom drool I turn honor-roll brains into my pretty little fools Go stu-piiid go stu-piiid go full ah-hey-ga-oh Nothing hotter than a genius losing con-trol [Post-Chorus] [deranged half-laughed chant] Sooma coom! Sum-ma coom! Sooma coom stu-piiid (Ahhhhhhhh) (mmm yum yum yum) [Verse 2] [nastier | faster delivery] She dropped a TED Talk last month, real profound and shit Now she's babbling nonsense, yeah her legs won't quit I whisper "good girl" and she forgets how to spell Got the val-uh-dik-tor-ee-un spinning on my carousel [Bridge] [raw confession | building intensity] Yeah I'm the smooth-brained idiot stacking all the W's Rock where my brain should be but I still fuck like a genius Four-point-oh malfunction every time she looks at me Turns out the dumbest one here got the best degree [Final Chorus] [key change | massive energy] Soooma coooom stu-piiid (that's the face!) Soooma coooom stu-piiid (brain erase!) Soooma coooom stu-piiid, the trophy I chase Turning Ivy League dreams into my favorite oh face [Outro] [frantic chant → hard stop] Sooma coom stu-piiid… Sooma coom stu—
