Where Do I Barf

[Verse] Where do I barf? I can feel it rising Let's start here in the closet where it's dark I just can't find the time to use my litter box I'm feeling like I'm about to lose my lunch And so is your floor It's carpeted So that's where I barf [Chorus] Ooh On the carpet That's where I barf Ooh In the closet That's where I barf [Verse 2] Where do I barf? Let's move to the hallway Ooh It's tiled Now we're talkin' Gettin' smart What is the point of a cat with common sense? It's silly And so is your tile Now it has carpet So that's where I barf [Chorus] Ooh On the carpet That's where I barf Ooh In the hallway That's where I barf Ooh On the carpet That's where I barf Ooh In the hallway That's where I barf [Bridge] Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow [Outro] Where do I barf?