THE BASS HAS ESCAPED [Intro – Strange Machinery] click MALE: Is that supposed to be moving? FEMALE: No. MALE: Cool. FEMALE: Why'd you say “cool”? MALE: Panic response. [wet bubbling] MALE: ...it's looking at me. FEMALE: Bass doesn't have eyes. [LASER SQUEAL] MALE: IT DOES NOW. [Build] Containment pressure rising. Twenty percent. Forty percent. Ninety— [Silence] FEMALE: Where'd it go? MALE: Behind you. [DROP] WUB-WUB—GRRRAAAH! THE BASS HAS ESCAPED! [Filthy Riddim Drop] LEFT! BWAAAAAP RIGHT! GRR-WUB-WUB LEFT-LEFT— [Silence] ...ceiling? [SUB IMPACT] FEMALE: WHY IS IT ON THE CEILING?! [Drop continues] WET WUB! METAL GROWL! LASER! pew-pew-pew MALE: That one's adorable. [MONSTROUS BASS] MALE: THAT ONE ISN'T! [Fake Drop] Emergency containment procedure initiated. Please remain— [DROP] ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! [Breakdown – Tempo Malfunction] FEMALE: It's getting faster. MALE: How fast? 150... 156... 164... 174. MALE: That's probably bad. [DnB DROP] RUN! [Dark Neuro-DnB] Breakbeats detonate, Reese bass snarls. GRRRAH-WUB-WUB— BRAAAP! FEMALE: IT LEARNED DRUM AND BASS! MALE: THEY GROW UP SO FAST! [Machine-Gun Breaks] DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH— WUB! DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH— GRRRAH! [Silence] MALE: Did we lose it? [tiny squeak] FEMALE: Awww. [COLOSSAL SUB] BOTH: FUCK! [Psychedelic Breakdown] Everything melts. Bubbles float upward. A telephone rings backwards. MALE: Hello? VOICE: Your bass is ready. MALE: I didn't order bass. VOICE: Nobody does. [Final Build] 150. 151. 152. 153. FEMALE: Pick one! SYSTEM: NO. [FINAL DROP] RIDDIM! WUB-WUB-WUB! DnB! BRRRRRRAH! RIDDIM! DnB! RIDDIM-DnB-RIDDIM-DnB— [COLOSSAL COLLISION] THE BASS! HAS! ESCAPED! [Silence] MALE: Should we catch it? FEMALE: Fuck no. [FINAL SUB] BWAAAAAAAAAAP
