Goldfish Riot (Saint Patty’s Party)

[Verse 1] Saint Paddy’s night in La Crescenta Green beer foam on the kitchen floor Harlen’s place packed wall to wall Cheap whisky knockin’ on the door Gary laughs with a plastic cup Goldfish swimmin’ in the light “One shot trick!” the crowd all yells And the room ignites tonight [Pre-Chorus] Someone shouts from the back of the room “Man, that ain’t right at all!” Next thing you know a chair goes flyin’ Right through the drywall [Chorus] Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! St. Patrick’s party out of control Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Chaos in a punch bowl Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Neighbors bangin’ on the door Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Punk rock war on the floor [Verse 2] Animal activist in the corner Green scarf tied tight round her throat Sees that fish disappear in a gulp Starts shoutin’ like she’ll sink the boat “You monsters! That’s a living thing!” She’s standin’ on a folding chair Someone spills a keg of Guinness Foam and shouting everywhere [Pre-Chorus] Harlens yellin’ “Not my couch!” Someone’s swingin’ by the sink Sirens wail down Foothill Boulevard Quicker than you’d think [Chorus] Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Saint Paddy’s madness in the air Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Green confetti everywhere Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Party turnin’ into lore Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Punk rock war on the floor [Bridge] Sirens flashin’ red and blue Through the blinds and down the hall Goldfish bowl tipped in the chaos Tiny rebels free and all Gary laughs with a busted lip Harlens landlord on the phone Someone shouts “Next year we’re drinkin’ Anywhere but home!” [Final Chorus] Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! La Crescenta lost its mind Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Saint Paddy’s legend for all time Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Stories louder every year Goldfish riot! Goldfish riot! Raise a glass and pass the beer