🔥 “SOUP BURN” [Intro – quiet, simmering] I just wanted… one thing… Just one simple thing… (slurp… pause…) …AHHHHHHHH— ⸻ [Verse 1] Worked all day, I’m barely alive Finally sit down, yeah I survived Bowl in my hands, steam in the air Should’ve known better, but I didn’t care Pop on my favorite show — big relaxing time — let’s fucking go Took one sip, FUCK SHIT — AHHH MY FUCKING TONGUE — now I regret Tongue on fire, yeah I’m upset Roof of my mouth just melted away This is how I’m ending my day?? ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – building anger] Why is it always like this?? How did I even make this soup so fucking hot?? Is something wrong with me? How was I unaware? I don’t think I noticed it boiling in the pot or anything like that… ⸻ [Chorus – explosive] IT’S TOO DAMN HOT BITCH— WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? NOTHING MORE I HATE THAN BURNING MY SKIN ON MY TONGUE, CAN’T EVEN TALK THIS IS IT—I’M ABOUT TO THROW THIS BOWL OF SOUP ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM TOO DAMN HOT—THIS IS WAR I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE ALL I WANTED WAS A PEACEFUL NIGHT NOW I’M FIGHTING SOUP FOR MY LIFE ⸻ [Verse 2 – spiraling] Now I’m pacing, mad as hell Blowing on it like that’ll help Every spoon feels like a trap One wrong move and I relapse Taste is gone, everything’s numb Can’t even feel where I’m from Water don’t help, ice don’t fix Now I’m stuck with this burnt-up mix ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] This ain’t just soup, it’s everything All the life and society And this right here just pushed me over the edge ‘cause of a stew— I’m fucking pissed — who would make a chowder this fucking hot? I guess me but also fuck — This worlds a mess and I can’t stop asking my Alexa if an atomic bomb will drop and kill everything before the years end ⸻ [Chorus – bigger meltdown] IT’S TOO DAMN HOT— I HATE SOUP ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD ID RATHER HAVE A BOWL OF PASTA OR A PLATE OF RANCH — just dip my fucking face in ranch TOO DAMN HOT—I’M DONE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN LAST STRAW, I’M LOSING MY MIND ALL BECAUSE I DIDN’T WAIT IN LINE FUCK I GUESS IM NO COOK WHATS A THERMOMETER ?! IM ASKING FOR A FRIEND WANNA HANG THIS WEEKEND ? Let’s ignore the news — Don’t pick up calls from work or relatives — sit down and talk shit about all the things that don’t make sense —Why trash day one day a week? Why do highs peak? Why should I cut my bread with a knife designed for it? ⸻ [Bridge – dramatic absurdity] I trusted you… I trusted this bowl… (beat drop) YOU BETRAYED ME YOU FUCKING SOUPPPPPP BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD — YOUR THE REINCARNATION OF SATAN IN FOOD FORM— GO BACK TO FUCKKKINNNGGG HELLLLLLLLL ⸻ [Breakdown – chaotic yelling] BLOW ON IT WAIT A MINUTE NO I WON’T— I’M TOO INTO IT TAKE A SIP REGRET AGAIN WHY DO I NEVER LEARN NOW IM PISSED AT THE WORLD AGAIN LETS GO OUTSIDE AND FLIP A CAR — START A RIOT — HAVE A DRINK AND JUS ONE MORE NIGHT IF BITCHING — ARE REPTILES REALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY?? DO THEY ACTUALLY EAT BABIES??? WHY IS THIS ALL ON MAINSTREAM NEWS?? WAIT IS THE EARTH FLAT?? MOLE PEOPLE LIVING BENEATH OUR FEET?? WHAT ABOUT MATT?? IS THE ICE WALL REAL?? ARE THERE REALLY PEOPLE WOYH FACES ON THEIR STOMACHS AND NO HEADS?? QUESTIONS RING IN MY HEAD BUT EVERYONE SAYS .. Pete what the fuck are you smoking? ⸻ [Final Chorus – unhinged] TOO DAMN HOT—END OF THE ROAD I’M DECLARING WAR ON THIS ENTIRE BOWL BURNED MY MOUTH AND RUINED MY NIGHT ALL BECAUSE I TOOK ONE BITE TOO DAMN HOT—FINAL STRAW I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS NO MORE NEXT TIME I’M WAITING—MAYBE—OKAY (…probably not, I’ll do it anyway) ⸻ [Outro – defeated] …still gonna eat it though… (gentle slurp… immediate regret) AHHHHHHHHH—

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