[Infinite Poop] {Lyrics: Francesco Marciuliano} I sat on the throne, just a normal day But little did I know, I'd be blown away Poop started flowing like a river's stream I flushed and I flushed, but it just wouldn't beam Infinite poop, it's a crazy ride Accelerating fast, I can't hide From the stench to the mess, I'm in disarray Infinite poop, it's taking me away 911, docs, and specialists, all on the scene Twitter's trending, but I'm not keen On talk shows, no way, I'll pass My septic tank's failing, what's next, at last? Infinite poop, it's a crazy ride Accelerating fast, I can't hide From the stench to the mess, I'm in disarray Infinite poop, it's taking me away Buckets and shovels, volunteers arrive The smell's got nothing on the poop's jive Stepladder, hole in the top, I'm still going strong Shovelers abandon buckets, it's getting long Candlelight vigil, workers falling down Priest tackles me out the window, spinning round Landed in the pile, poop's on fire Facebook live's blowing up, what a dire desire Infinite poop, it's a crazy ride Accelerating fast, I can't hide From the stench to the mess, I'm in disarray Infinite poop, it's taking me away Up in the air, 30 feet, 60 feet high House explodes, I'm reaching the sky Tracked on radar, NORAD's on alert Breaking sound barrier, my body's in debt Infinite poop, it's a crazy ride Accelerating fast, I can't hide From the stench to the mess, I'm in disarray Infinite poop, it's taking me away 200,000 feet, I'm out of sight Body disintegrates, poop contrail's still bright Breaking light-speed barrier, I'm gone Infinite poop, forever, that's my song!
