Step 1: Make Your Anthem Remix the original or craft something new. Be dramatic. Be ridiculous. Be unhinged. Feel free to include if this is a GOOD or BAD end. Step 2: Forge Your Cover Make your art as wild as your story. Ballroom brawls in blimps, beige betrayals, candy dictatorships. Nothing’s too much. Step 3: Claim Your Territory Tag your masterpiece with #GummyHeist and tell us which path you chose (A, B, or C). Step 4: Leave Your Calling Card Comment on the original track so the crew knows you’re in. Step 5: Back Up the Gang Hit the playlists, support your fellow criminals, and celebrate their chaos. Step 6: Recruit More Accomplices Paste these rules into your track description so the heist keeps growing. Aaaaand that's it! That's the thing! Enjoy the madness. ... Grrrr SUNO-oooooo!!! Fumbled the end, but only a wee. ... [Overture: spoken] The moon is high The zeppelin flies It filled with sweets A target oh so divine [Pause] The team is set They have a plan A succubus -- to distract with her charms A fish in a top hat -- safecracker lad A getaway driver -- a spud with a plane [Pause] This team cannot lose They are THE best! [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Sweet heist ahoy, ready to go Fish asked "So what 'ave you brought?" Succubus winked and replied "A nerf gun and a plush goat" Fish nodded and said "In case things go south, I have a banana and a balloon in a hat" [Bridge] Though something's a miss What is it? They thought... A safecracking tools -- oh they forgot (They forgot! They forgot!) [Verse 2] "Sounds like a job for me Time to let loose" Succubus winked, loosening her blouse "I'll charm a manager for a key Those sweets... oh they are waiting for me!" "And what do I do?" Fish raised a fin "I don't know... go have a drink?" [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Oh sweet heist high They reach for the sky Sweet heist high Gonna snatch those sweets tonight Sweet heist high No doubt in mind, no asking why Just sweet heist high [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] Succubus leans on reception, showing her stuff "This flight is a bit rough. Can I see a manager please?" Receptionist raises her brow "I'm sorry miss, but I don't recall you from a guest list" "Oh you see, I might've lost my way..." "In a sky?" "Guess drank a little too much last night!" [Bridge 2] She stumbles and mumbles Fish sneaks behind, he has found some dynamite [Verse 3] Suddenly out of nowhere, a dog barked An alarm is raised? Our duo were fast to react! "Frag it!" succubus cried Stealth is not an option, not this time Shades on, nerf gun in hand "Everyone hit the ground!" [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Oh sweet heist high They reach for the sky Sweet heist high Gonna snatch those sweets tonight Sweet heist high No doubt in mind, no asking why Just sweet heist high [Instrumental Break] [Verse 5] The guests are confused, but someone assumed "Oh it must be a part of the entertainment program" Everyone laughed, and played by the rules Hands behind heads, bellies on the ground The safe is cracked (well blown up) Sweets in bags. Duo gets away cheered by guests They jumped away, it might've been cute But something's a miss... a parachute! [Bridge 3] "May I use those softs as cushion?" Fish asked Succubus stroke her chin "Sure I don't mind" But Spud came in his plane from above Dropped pillows on the ground Both survived [Outro] A few broken bones, but heist is success They shared the loot fighting over who'll get strawberry cakes They hugged and waved each other goodbye And maybe they'll meet again as partners in crime [End]
