Afternoon Tea [Intro- Strummed overdriven electric guitar] Afternoon tea Something for me? Chocolate cake Yes please, For goodness’ sake! [Band all in] [Verse 1] Pull up a chair There’s plenty to share A slice on the plate Don’t make me wait Chocolate so sweet A wonderful treat Soft in the middle A tasty little riddle [Pre-Chorus] What’s that? (Nothing!) Are you sure? (Absolutely!) [Chorus] EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? Chocolate! Sugar! Butter! Flour! COURGETTE Don’t fret [Verse 2] Carrot cake We know the deal Vegetable hidden It’s not like it’s real But green in a cake? What a mistake! Who thought it was clever To do this ever? [Pre-Chorus] What’s that? (Nothing!) Are you sure? (Absolutely!) [Chorus] EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? Chocolate! Sugar! Butter! Flour! COURGETTE Don’t fret [Bridge] It’s healthier, they say part of your 5 a day Keeps the cake moist A Great combination choice [Instrumental — frantic grunge punk] [Guitar Solo] [Final Chorus] EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? EW! No! YUK! What’s in my cake? Chocolate! Sugar! Butter! Flour! COURGETTE Don’t fret! [Outro] Afternoon tea… Chocolate cake… Courgette You bet! [Feedback] YUK!
