[Verse] Rudolph roasting on the BBQ Santa’s looking quite blue Times are tough at the North Pole Bills to pay and no coal [Verse 2] Santa’s sleigh’s now a cart Reindeer gone right from the start Rudolph’s nose doesn’t glow On the grill watch it sizzle slow [Chorus] Oh Rudolph poor Rudolph Santa’s hungry can’t get enough Christmas cheer’s turned to tears Santa’s feast for the cold years [Verse 3] Elves are picking up sticks No more toys no more tricks North Pole’s barren and quiet Hard to find a Christmas diet [Bridge] Children dream of toys and sweets But Santa’s having red-nose meat Christmas carols in the past Rudolph’s BBQ feast to last [Verse 4] Snow falls heavy outside Santa’s got no place to hide Gone are the reindeer friends Hoping this winter soon ends
