Hello ladies, I am Piff. Piff the ladies fish. Who is that fish you knows his way around ladies? It's Piff, P-I-F-F, that's me. I am Piff the Pufferfish. I love Tangie so very much. She's my delightfully tasty fish cake. I rock and roll and smooze with lady fish. But oh Tangie, oh Tangie, oh Tangie. The fish of my dreams. Tangie is my favorite fish. Who needs other ladies when I have her? They call me Piff, Piff, Piff. The great Piff. The smooth Piff. The puffiest pufferfish. Super famous, super funny. Super cuddly, super cute. Ladies, i'm desirable. But you cannot have me. Because I have a fish girlfriend.
