[Intro] Yeah, I ate the wrong “power-up,” Now the neighborhood look like Level 1-1. Let’s-a-go! [Verse 1] Red hat crooked, feelin’ ten feet tall, Mailbox pipes, I’m jumpin’ ‘em all. Every porch glow look like coins to me, Every Kit Kat callin’, “collect that, please.” Peach texted back — said “bring me loot,” So I’m racin’ through yards in construction boots. Neighbors peek out, I yell “It’s me!” They think it’s costume, I think it’s destiny. [Hook] Candy count up, world stay safe, If I don’t win, it’s outer-space. Grab that Snickers, power bar too, Save the planet — that’s what heroes do. Candy count up, yeah don’t slow down, Mushroom glow all over town. One more porch, one more goal, If I lose count, the world might fold. [Verse 2] Saw Bowser drivin’ a minivan, Said “bro, hand over that Twix if you can.” Koopas are toddlers in pumpkin suits, They chase my cart full of fruity loot. Mailbox turtle shell, better not trip, Every driveway gap is a bonus clip. Power lines hum like 8-bit bass, Fire-flower nerves all over my face. Yoshi’s a dog on a glow-leash drag, Carryin’ Tootsie Rolls in his bag. Life bar blinkin’, sugar low, Eat a mini Milky Way, let’s go! [Hook] Candy count up, world stay safe, If I don’t win, it’s outer-space. Grab that Snickers, power bar too, Save the planet — that’s what heroes do. Candy count up, yeah don’t slow down, Mushroom glow all over town. One more porch, one more goal, If I lose count, the world might fold. [Bridge] Neighbors lookin’ like ghosts or Goombas, Streetlights flashin’ like old-school Rumbas. I high-five Luigi in the cul-de-sac, He said, “bro, relax, it’s just a snack.” But I swear I see time start to freeze, When I open a bag of Reese’s. The stars all spin, the moon say “chill,” But I’m still runnin’ up Sugar Hill. [Final Hook] Candy count up, world stay safe, If I don’t win, it’s outer-space. Grab that Snickers, power bar too, Save the planet — that’s what heroes do. Candy count up, yeah don’t slow down, Mushroom glow all over town. Clock hit midnight, I’m still in frame, Super Mario saved Halloween again. [Outro] Yeah… One man, one bag, infinite sweets — World saved, at least till next week.
