No ghost busting

[Intro] (Spoken, dramatic) If there’s something strange… In your neighborhood… We are absolutely not qualified. [Synth Riff] [Verse 1] There’s a shadow on the ceiling And it’s floating down the hall Got a chill running through me Yeah I heard that spooky call Lights flick on and off And the TV starts to hiss I ain’t grabbing proton packs I’m grabbing shoes and keys for this [Pre-Chorus] I don’t wanna fight it I don’t wanna see Whatever that transparent thing Is staring back at me [Chorus] Who you gonna call? Not us! Not us! When the walls start shaking And the doors all bust Who you gonna call? Someone else! Someone else! We’re already halfway To a different postal code ourselves Yeah if there’s a ghost We don’t brag, we don’t boast We just run away fast Like we’ve seen one before [Verse 2] There’s slime dripping slowly From the attic to the stairs Something whispers “hello” But I’m gone before it finishes the prayer You can keep your hero moment You can keep that laser beam I’ll be sprinting down the driveway Like an Olympic track team [Pre-Chorus] No containment unit No dramatic pose I respect the supernatural By increasing my cardio [Chorus] Who you gonna call? Not us! Not us! If it’s glowing in the dark We are boarding up the bus Who you gonna call? Try a priest! Try a vet! We’re not sticking ‘round To see if it’s friendly yet Yeah if there’s a ghost We don’t host, we don’t toast We just disappear quick Like a well-timed post [Bridge] (Spoken, frantic) Is it behind us? Don’t look back! Why are you slowing down?! [Half-Time Feel] I ain’t afraid of ghosts… I just prefer distance A minimum of several miles For safety and persistence [Breakdown – Call & Response] When it rattles your door — (We’re gone!) When it floats off the floor — (We’re gone!) When it growls in the night — (Headlights!) We respect every fright — (Full flight!) [Final Chorus – Big, Layered Vocals] Who you gonna call? Definitely not us! No heroic soundtrack Just a getaway bus Who you gonna call? We wish you the best! We’ll be safe at a motel With a complimentary breakfast Yeah if there’s a ghost Take a note, make a post But we’re breaking land speed records Like we’ve seen one before [Outro] (Spoken, calm) If there’s something strange… In your neighborhood… You didn’t see us.