s snowing outside, but I’m stuck in my head, Got lights on the tree, but they’re blinking red. Stockings are hung, and the cocoa’s hot, But the Wi-Fi’s down—Santa, what’s the plot? [Pre-Chorus] The reindeer are laughing; they know the truth, The holiday cheer’s just a little aloof. But under the stars, there’s a spark that’s true, This bemused Christmas is all about you. [Chorus] Merry and bemused, that’s the way I roll, Tangled in the tinsel but I’ve got my soul. Eggnog’s spilling, but I’m feeling fine, ‘Cause a bemused Christmas is one of a kind! [Verse 2] I wrapped all the gifts, but the labels are switched, Grandma’s getting gadgets; the dog’s got a stitch. The playlist is stuck on one single song, Mariah keeps telling me where I belong. [Pre-Chorus] The mistletoe’s awkward, but hey, that’s life, Caught the family cat playing with the knife. Yet through the chaos, there’s something bright, A bemused Christmas feels just right. [Chorus] Merry and bemused, that’s the way I roll, Tangled in the tinsel but I’ve got my soul. Eggnog’s spilling, but I’m feeling fine, ‘Cause a bemused Christmas is one of a kind! [Bridge] So here’s to the ones who keep it real, With janky ornaments and a home-cooked meal. We’re all just trying to make it through, A little bemused, but that’s the truth. [Chorus] Merry and bemused, that’s the way I roll, Tangled in the tinsel but I’ve got my soul. Eggnog’s spilling, but I’m feeling fine, ‘Cause a bemused Christmas is one of a kind! [Outro] So light up the tree and the holiday fuse, It’s Christmas time, let’s all be bemused. With laughter and love, we’ll muddle through, Here’s a bemused Christmas, from me to you. Spoken: "Merry Christmas