[Instrumental] [Verse][Spoken] What day is it? (Tuesday.) On Tuesdays I like to go down to the pub. Down at the pub on Tuesdays between the hours of 4 and 6 PM they've got pints for two pound fifty. (Oh nice.) Last Tuesday I was down at the pub, having a pint. At the other end of the bar, I spied a lass that I went to high school with. So I went right over and sat next to her and asked if she'd like a drink. We had a few pints together and chatted for while and we were getting on. Then she looked and me and asked "would you like to go somewhere a little more private to continue this conversation". I said "sure". She took one last swig of her pint, wiped her mouth, grabbed me by the hand, and led me into the women's bathroom. [Chorus] Her hair it smelled like broccoli rabe Her mouth was full of gob She downed me trousers and grabbed me knob And she gave me a right proper suk off job Yea! [Instrumental] [Verse][Spoken] What day is it? (Wednesday.) On Wednesdays I like to go down to the pub. Down at the pub on Wednesdays they have the same deal, with pints for two pound fifty between the hours of 4 and 6 PM. Last Wednesday I was down at the pub, having a pint. And what did I spy across the bar? The same lass from the night before. So I went right back over and sat next to her again and asked if she'd like a drink. We had a few pints together and chatted for while and we were getting on as we had done the previous night. I asked her if she wanted to do that thing we did last night. She took one last swig of her pint, wiped her mouth, grabbed me by the hand, and led me into the women's bathroom. [Chorus] Her hair it smelled like broccoli rabe Her mouth was full of gob She downed me trousers and grabbed me knob And she gave me a right proper suk off job Yea! [Spoken] What day is it? [Guitar Solo] [Verse][Spoken] What day is it? (Thursday.) On Thursdays I also like to go down to the pub. Unfortunately they don't have the same deal on pints on Thursdays at the pub, but they do have half-price pork pies during the hours 4 to 6 PM. Last Thursday I was down at the pub drinking a pint and eating pork pies when I saw the same lass from the previous two nights. I went right back over and asked if she'd like a pint and a pork pie. We had a few pints and pork pies and we were getting on as we had done on Tuesday and Wednesday. I asked if she wanted to do the same thing we'd done the previous two nights. She took one last swig of her pint, wiped her mouth, grabbed me by the hand, and led me into the women's bathroom. [Chorus] Her hair it smelled like broccoli rabe Her mouth was full of gob She downed me trousers and grabbed me knob And she gave me a right proper suk off job Yea! [Instrumental] [Outro][Spoken] What day is it?
