[Verse 1] Logged in this mornin', ready for a flight, Pulled out my Corsair, everything looked right. Called ATC, got clearance from the bay, Then the ship turned into a paperweight today. Thought maybe it was server lag, Maybe desync wearin' a disguise, Then the console flashed a warning, And I watched my dreams fossilize. [Chorus] 🎵 Bricked in the 'Verse again, Bricked from the tail to the nose. Bricked by a mission, Bricked by a glitchin', Bricked by things nobody knows. 🎵 Bricked in the 'Verse again, The bugs keep multiplying quick. You can steal a ship, Take a sip, And suddenly everything's a brick. 🎵 [Verse 2] Borrowed a Cutter from a pirate down the lane, Thought I'd make a little profit from my crime and gain. Landed at a station, feeling pretty slick, The terminal looked at me and said, "Congratulations, brick." My buddy claimed his ship too fast, His Reclaimer joined the dead. Now he's pushing cargo boxes 'Cause his fleet's got rigor mortis instead. [Chorus] 🎵 Bricked in the 'Verse again, Bricked from the cockpit to the deck. Bricked by insurance, Bricked by persistence, Bricked by a database hiccup wreck. Bricked in the 'Verse again, Every patch has a brand-new trick. Leave your seat, Cross the street, And suddenly everything's a brick. 🎵 [Solo Break] They said: "Please contribute to the Issue Council." They said: "We've reproduced the bug." They said: "A fix is coming next patch." That's what they said last month. Now my Carrack's bricked, My Vulture's bricked, My Fury's bricked somehow. My hangar's lookin' like a masonry convention now. [Final Chorus] 🎵 Bricked in the 'Verse again, Stack 'em up high and build a wall. Bricked by terminals, Bricked by criminals, Bricked by reasons unknown to all. Bricked in the 'Verse again, The latest feature's really slick. You don't need cargo, Guns, or engines— 'Cause every ship's already a brick! 🎵 [Outro] So here's to the pilots, The miners, The haulers, The rogues. May your frames stay high, Your elevators work, And your ships remain... slightly less brick-shaped than before.
