don't go out. She don't do crowds. Curtains drawn. Phone turned down. Three-day hoodie. Friday night. Something clicks— she wants a bite. [Pre-Chorus] Introverted perverted, coming out to play. One little window, then she runs away. You heard that little trap-door slide— [Chorus] TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA GETTCHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER! SHE'S OUT! AND SHE JUST BIT CHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) ONE NIGHT! THEN SHE'S GONE! Back in the hole before the break of dawn! Back in the hole before the break of dawn! [Verse 2] No breakfast talk. No "what are we?" No meeting Mom. No destiny. You get one night, maybe two, then suddenly she's through with you. No goodbye. No drawn-out scene. One blue check and a blank screen. [Pre-Chorus] Introverted perverted, briefly in the light. Lurking in the doorway for a little bite. You heard that little trap-door slide— [Chorus] TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA GETTCHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER! SHE'S OUT! AND SHE JUST BIT CHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) ONE NIGHT! THEN SHE'S GONE! Back in the hole before the break of dawn! [Breakdown] She don't want your number. She just wants you for the night. She don't want forever. She just needs a bite. [Gang Shout] INTROVERTED! PERVERTED! INTROVERTED! PERVERTED! [Bridge] You thought you found love. She thought you looked kinda like a snack. That's it. [Final Chorus] TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) LOOK OUT! SHE'S GONNA GETTCHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER! SHE'S OUT! AND SHE JUST BIT CHA! TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) MOVE FAST! DON'T GET ATTACHED! By sunrise, buddy, that door is latched! [Outro] Scratch at the door. No reply. One little eye from the other side. TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!) TRAP-DOOR SPIDER!(woo!)