(Verse 1) Sunrise on the river, Canyonlands aglow Nimrods in their canoes, watch 'em go Down the Green, paddles flashin' and spirits high But the weatherman's a liar, there's rain in the sky Zero percent chance, that's what they say But the clouds gather 'round, gonna wash us away (Chorus) Ripple in the water got that Sugar Magnolia flow Down the lazy river we gotta take it slow Truckin' through the canyons, feelin' the good vibes spread Trying to avoid disaster, Grateful we ain't dead (Verse 2) Deep in the canyon, where the rapids roar Lies the skeleton of old Bee-El-Zee-Bubba, forevermore Legend has it, if you touch his bones JT will lose his shit, and start throwin' stones ... faster than Casey Jones So leave that skull where they sits and don't you dare Or all hell will break loose, beyond compare (Chorus) Ripple in the water got that Sugar Magnolia flow Down the lazy river we gotta take it slow Truckin' through the canyons, feelin' the good vibes spread Trying to avoid disaster, Grateful we ain't dead (Bridge) Accidents happen all the time, this much is true Nimrods doing nimrod stuff, what can you do? What did Kevin break this time? His leg, his skull or his spine? It don't matter no how Throw him a beer and he'll be just fine (Outro) (Bridge) Accidents happen all the time, this much is true Nimrods doing nimrod stuff, what can you do? What did Kevin break this time? His leg, his skull or his spine? It don't matter no how Throw him a beer and he'll be just fine (Chorus) Ripple in the water got that Sugar Magnolia flow Down the lazy river we gotta take it slow Truckin' through the canyons, feelin' the good vibes spread Trying to avoid disaster, Grateful we ain't dead <end>
