[Verse] Testing in production (oh yeah) That is how we roll (whoa) Testing in production Using my flawless code [Bridge] Why should I write tests (what?) My code is never a mess (oh no) Did I just rhyme, Tests and a mess (yeah she did) [Chorus] It’s Friday afternoon. It’s time to deploy my code. (whoa yeah) It’s Friday afternoon. I don’t have anything to fear It’s time to deploy my code. The weekend is almost here. [Breakdown - Chant] Ship it straight to main (boom) Hope it runs a little faster (zoom) OpsGenie on my phone (ring ring) Guess I’m never home alone [Breakdown – Chant] L.C.P.’s too high again (too slow) I.N.P.’s tanking (oh no) Core Web Vitals are screaming (let’s go) Ship it on a Friday — YOLO! (YOLO!) [Chorus] It’s Friday afternoon. It’s time to deploy my code. (oh no) Sonar’s turning red. But I still deploy my code. (let’s go) [Outro] Splunk logs burning bright (so bright) Slack is full of fright (tonight) Sorry to whomever’s on call this weekend (my bad) But Monday will arrive, If prod’s still alive.
