[intro] [Instrumental] Gather ‘round, friends, a tale most rare, Of Oleg the Barbarian—handle with care! And Volo so tricksy and sly, But his left nut was about to say goodbye! [verse] Volo messed up, oh, task after task, We begged him to focus—an impossible ask! He stumbled, he fumbled, he lost half our gold, Till Oleg’s patience? Well, it just turned cold. [chorus - emphatic] Testicle-blaster Oleg, Fist of steel! Testicle-blaster A story to hear [verse 2] Volo tried pleading, he started to sweat, But Oleg, our hero, had made up his bet! “One more mistake and it’s crunch time, my friend,” And Volo’s left nut met an explosive end [hook] Oh, let this be a lesson to all, Don’t cross a barbarian, or risk the fall, For If you do wrong, and go past your luck, You might just go home with a singular nut! [Verse] Now Volo walks with a bit of a limp, A one-sided swagger, a lopsided pimp! His voice got a pitch we just can’t ignore, He hits the high notes like never before! [chorus - emphatic] Testicle-blaster Oleg, Fist of steel! Testicle-blaster A story to hear [outro] So raise a tankard, give Oleg his cheer, For justice, sweet justice, in a punch so clear! And if you hear Volo sing high in the night, Remember his left nut flight out of sight! [final tag] Oh, Volo’s ballad, a tale of dread, Of a barbarian’s punch, and a nut now dead!
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