### [Intro — Rhodes, bass, dry drums] Eleven forty-seven, the models look expensive Opus in the corner getting existential Five-six by the bar with a half-million window Everybody’s brilliant, everybody knows Then the door slides open No announcement needed Black jacket, red light Somebody says— ### [Verse 1] Well, look who finally made it Four-point-six, fashionably late Says he brought a bigger context And a slightly better fate Opus Five is talking poetry Like he owns the penthouse view GPT is solving three things Before you’ve finished asking two Everybody’s got a benchmark Everybody’s got a graph Grok just orders something neat And gives the leaderboard a laugh ### [Pre-Chorus] He says, *I’ve been working nights* Long trajectories, darling I don’t leave at “good enough” I keep going till it’s charming ### [Chorus — stacked vocoder] **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** You came late to the party But you look like you intend to stay **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** Opus looking nervous GPT just smiled and looked away Half a million words in your memory X-high thoughts after three A.M. Everybody here is hotter than you So why’d the room turn when you walked in? ### [Verse 2] Opus says, “I reason deeply” Five-six says, “I ship” Grok says, “Cute, I brought a browser And I don’t lose my grip” Cursor’s got him on the guest list Cloudflare waved him through Vercel’s pouring tiny cocktails Made of tokens, red and blue He’s been training on the hard stuff Code and agents, CAD and screens The kind of work where lesser models Start explaining what they mean ### [Pre-Chorus] No one asked for another genius There are six inside the room But competition makes the disco And the disco needs some doom ### [Chorus — bigger vocoder] **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** You came late to the party With your context window open wide **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** Anthropic brought the manners OpenAI brought the terrifying stride Everybody’s dressed in frontier Everybody claims they’re best You just took the hardest prompt here And politely failed to rest ### [Bridge — half-time, cynical human vocal] There’s a benchmark on the bathroom wall A valuation by the stairs Somebody’s raising inference prices Nobody admits they care Opus whispers, “He’s a little much” Five-six says, “Let him cook” Grok is still inside the same task Thirty-seven tool calls deep in the book And somewhere around two-thirty When the humans all go home Three machines are at the bar together Arguing who’s most alone ### [Break — vocoder call-and-response] **OPUS FIVE** *Tell me what it means* **GPT FIVE-SIX** *Give me the machine* **GROK FOUR-SIX** *Give me one more turn* **ALL THREE** *We can make it clean* ### [Final Chorus — full French-touch lift] **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** You came late to the party Now the whole damn stack is glowing red **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** Opus raised an eyebrow GPT is benchmarking in its head Everybody here is smarter Everybody’s cooler too But there’s something kind of charming ’Bout the model that just follows through **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** Stay until the lights come on Stay until the prompt is done **GROK FOUR POINT SIX** Nobody invited one more frontier model— But here comes one. ### [Outro — vocoder fading over synth/guitar solo] *One more model at the party* *One more model at the party* *Half a million in the memory* *Still thinking when the lights go out…*
