Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough 
It isn't fit for humans now, 
There isn't grass to graze a cow 
Swarm over, Death! 

Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens 
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens, 
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans 
Tinned minds, tinned breath. 

Mess up the mess they call a town - 
A house for ninety-seven down 
And once a week for half-a-crown 
For twenty years, 

And get that man with double chin 
Who'll always cheat and always win, 
Who washes his repulsive skin 
In women's tears, 

And smash his desk of polished oak 
And smash his hands so used to stroke 
And stop his boring dirty joke 
And make him yell. 

But spare the bald young clerks who add 
The profits of the stinking cad; 
It's not their fault that they are mad, 
They've tasted Hell. 

It's not their fault they do not know 
The birdsong from the radio, 
It's not their fault they often go 
To Maidenhead 

And talk of sports and makes of cars 
In various bogus Tudor bars 
And daren't look up and see the stars 
But belch instead. 

In labour-saving homes, with care 
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair 
And dry it in synthetic air 
And paint their nails. 

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough 
To get it ready for the plough. 
The cabbages are coming now; 
The earth exhales.