Goat Maid / ヤギメイド

Alright! さあ (Alright) Time to clean up Everyone's gone home... ...almost everyone. Sweep the path, check the gate, make it quick, don’t go late Oh! まだいるの？ (Are you still here?) Back in the barn, let’s go Hey, 素早く戻る! (Hey, get back quickly!) No– there is the door! Okay… okay… slow it down, why are there now two? 待って—いいえ、三つ— (Wait—no, three—) Oh no, not three, it’s four… Or are there still more? Goats in the feed room 餌をぶちまけて! (Scattering the feed!) Goats on the hay bales 藁を蹴散らして! (Kicking the straw around!) One knocked the bucket.. バケツが倒れて! (The bucket fell over!) Two ate my broom... ほうきを食べて! (Eating the broom!) 俺のクソ箒! (My damn broom!) メェメェメェメェ (MeMeMeMe) メェメェメェメェ (MeMeMeMe) everywhere! everywhere! Okay… 落ち着いて (Okay... calm down) Deep breath… be calm I’m a professional hehehe プロのヤギメイド (Professional goat maid) Herd them slowly to the pen, nice and easy, count to ten 優しく、ゆっくり (Gently, slowly) I’ve got this… probably Just stay calm, they’ll follow …oh no. Goats in the trough! 水槽で泳いで! (Swimming in the water tank!) Goats stole my phone! 携帯取って! (Taking my phone!) Three broke the lock! 鍵を壊して! (Breaking the lock!) Four ate the rope! ロープ食べて! (Eating the rope!) 畜生! 畜生! (Dammit! Dammit!) Goddamn goat freak show! メェメェメェメェ (MeMeMeMe) メェメェメェメェ (MeMeMeMe) EVERYWHERE! どこでも! (Everywhere!) I just wanted to clean…yes 掃除、それだけです (Cleaning, that's all it is) One hour それ以下 (Less than that) That's all I needed それだけ... (That's all...) Why... なんで... (Why...) Why this... Why me... MEHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! クソヤギども!! (You damn goats!!) THAT’S IT!! 終・わ・り・だ!!! (It’s. Over!!!) メェ?! メェ?! メェ?! (Me?! Me?! Me?!) それだけか?! (Is that all?!) 今すぐやめろ!! (Stop it right now!!) やめろ!! (Stop it!!) やめろ!!! (Stop it!!!) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! What a mess… I’m so hungry… もう、力がない… (I have no strength left...) …my lunch 忘れてた… (I forgot about it...) Heh… haha… …oh. You’re still here? Here... 食べる? (Want to eat?) ゆっくりでいいよ (It's okay to take it slow) Maybe... you're not so bad Not so bad at all...