[Verse 1] Well I walked in the fair with a corndog in hand, Saw a chicken wearin’ boots and a rhinestone band. She clucked my way and I said “Hot dang!” Next thing I knew we had a shotgun wedding planned! [Chorus] ’Cause I married a chicken at the county fair, She wore a veil of feathers and curlers in her hair. The preacher was a pig, the ring was a Frito, And we honeymooned inside a giant bag of Cheetos! [Verse 2] Her mama was a hen and her daddy was a roo, They square-danced all night drinkin’ Mountain Dew. My cousin caught the bouquet, but it wasn’t no rose— It was fried drumsticks in a bucket of those! [Chorus] Yeah I married a chicken at the county fair, We rode a Tilt-a-Whirl while the folks just stared. We cut the wedding cake with a chainsaw blade, And the DJ was a goat spinnin’ 8-tracks he played! [Bridge] Now the cows played fiddles, and the sheep sang bass, The donkeys shot fireworks all over the place. If you think that’s crazy, wait ‘til you see— The honeymoon photo’s on a bucket of KFC! [Final Chorus – BIG & LOUD] I married a chicken at the county fair, We’re livin’ in a henhouse with love to spare. The neighbors all cluck, but I don’t really care, I’m the happiest cowboy with feathers everywhere! [Outro – Spoken] “Bawk-bawk, baby… you complete me.” 🐓💍
