(I'm Sunny the Flower! Push my leaf for flower power!) (Hey, pal. Push my leaf one more time and see what happens.) (What in the name of miracle plant food?!) (You bought me for four dollars, sucker! Now you pay the rent!) I bought it at the corner flea market for four bucks A little yellow daisy dancing on a plastic truck Green plastic stem with a pair of cheap sunglasses Bobbing to the rhythm while the afternoon passes I set it on the table right beside the TV set The biggest piece of trouble that a human ever met Two o'clock at night the little gears begin to whine The plastic petals open up and step across the line (IT'S GOT A FORK! THE DAISY HAS A SALAD FORK!) The petals are spinning, the glasses are tilted This ain't a blossom that ever has wilted Sunny on the loose, swinging with a spoon (With a spoon) Chasing me in circles underneath the ceiling lamp (Ceiling lamp) Sunny on the loose, somebody call the squad (Call the squad) Biting at my ankles on the Persian rug (On the rug) I grabbed a plastic laundry basket sitting by the chair I dropped it like a cage and caught the flower right in there (Aha! Trapped! You can't sing your way out of that one, weed!) (You forgot about the ventilation slots, meatbag!) (MAMMA MIA!) I jumped onto the sofa, threw a cushion at his head He chopped it into feathers and began to paint it red I pulled the kitchen drawer and tried to find the weed spray He stared me in the eyeballs and he told me not today The petals are spinning, the glasses are tilted This ain't a blossom that ever has wilted Sunny on the loose, swinging with a spoon (With a spoon) Chasing me in circles underneath the ceiling lamp (Ceiling lamp) Sunny on the loose, somebody call the squad (Call the squad) Biting at my ankles on the Persian rug (On the rug) (Put in double-A lithium or face the hedge clippers.) Sunny on the loose, swinging with a spoon (With a spoon) Chasing me in circles underneath the ceiling lamp (Ceiling lamp) Sunny on the loose, somebody call the squad (Call the squad) Biting at my ankles on the Persian rug (On the rug) I bought a pack of batteries and gave him what he needs Now we sit and split a bowl of roasted pumpkin seeds (Thank you! I love you!) (Somebody please call a gardener...)
