📺🎀 Welcome to LulaVision!

WELCOME TO LULAVISION {LulaVision} — Opening Theme [Intro — Faint Television Static, Warped Music Box, Sparkling Harp] [Soft, Dazed Female Voice — Lula] Ughhhh… Hello? Hellooooo?! Did I fall asleep again? [Television Clicks On] Why is everything so… pink? [Sudden Applause] …Okay, WHO’S CLAPPING?! [Vintage Orchestra Swells] [Verse 1 — Playful Cabaret Swing, Jazzy Piano] Woke up somewhere I don’t recognize, Got a thousand little screens looking into my eyes! One says hello, one’s waving goodbye, And the other one’s ME?! OH, THAT’S NOT RIGHT! There’s a camera in the corner, There’s a spotlight on my face! Somebody put a microphone In a very funny place! My hair looks nice, My wings look fine, But WHO THE HELL PUT MY NAME ON THAT SIGN?! [Pre-Chorus — Rising Strings, Bouncy Bass] [Lula — Nervously Singing] Is this a dream? Is this a show? Am I supposed to know Where I’m supposed to go? One, two, three, four eyes on me! Why’s everybody watching my TV?! [Chorus — Explosive Bubblegum Electro-Swing, Glittering Synths] WELCOME TO LULAVISION! A little bit of glitter and a lot of confusion! WELCOME TO LULAVISION! Am I the star or just an illusion?! Turn the dial! Watch me smile! I’ve been lost here for a little while! WELCOME! WELCOME! TO LULAVISIOOOOON! [Record Scratch] [Lula — Speaking] Wait, wait, wait! WHO SAID THAT?! …Was that me? [Verse 2 — Funky Disco Bass, Playful Brass] There’s a girl on the television, And she’s wearing all my clothes! She’s got my wings, She’s got my horns, She’s even got my nose! She’s laughing in the corner, She’s crying on the floor, And there’s another little me Who’s knocking on the door! [Lula — Frustrated] EXCUSE ME?! [Rhythmic Piano Stabs] I don’t remember filming this! I don’t remember signing! And why’s that version of myself So much better at smiling?! [Pre-Chorus — Harp Glissando, Rising Electronic Pulse] Is this the past? Is this today? Why’s tomorrow looking At me that way?! Four little eyes, A hundred years, A million smiles, And a couple tears! [Chorus — Bigger, Layered Female Vocals] WELCOME TO LULAVISION! A little bit of glitter and a lot of confusion! WELCOME TO LULAVISION! A hundred little lives in one transmission! Turn the dial! Watch me smile! I’ve been lost here for a little while! WELCOME! WELCOME! TO LULAVISIOOOOON! [Bridge — Channel Switching, Vintage Radio Filters] [1930s Swing Piano, Tap-Dance Percussion] [Lula — Confused] Ooh! This one’s cute! Wait… why am I tap dancing?! [Television Click] [1950s Doo-Wop, Sweet Harp] Why am I in somebody’s kitchen?! [Television Click] [1960s Psychedelic Organ, Warped Guitar] Ooooh, pretty colors! …Are the walls breathing? [Television Click] [1970s Disco Strings, Funk Bass] OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! [Television Click] [1980s Synth Arpeggios, Huge Snare] WHY IS MY HAIR SO BIG?! [Television Click] [1990s Breakbeat, Glitchy Synths] WAIT! WAIT! GO BACK! [2000s Bubblegum Dance Beat] IS THAT MY OLD PHONE?! [Rapid Channel Static] [Lula — Shouting] STOP CHANGING THE CHANNEL!!!! [Breakdown — Music Cuts to a Single Music Box] [Soft, Uncertain Female Voice] There’s a little girl inside the screen… She looks an awful lot like me. She’s laughing at something I haven’t seen… And crying at something I don’t remember. [Quiet Static] …Have I really been here that long? [Gentle Harp, Distant Television Hum] A hundred and eleven years… And I still don’t know What I’m doing. [One Beat of Silence] [Lula — Sudden Giggle] Hehehe… Well… I guess that’s nothing new! [Final Chorus — Explosive Electro-Swing, Euphoric Synths, Heavy Bass, Orchestral Brass] WELCOME TO LULAVISION! I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON! WELCOME TO LULAVISION! BUT I’VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG! Four eyes open! Wings spread wide! Got a whole damn century I can’t keep inside! Turn the dial! Let it spin! I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN! WELCOME! WELCOME! WELCOME TO LULAVISION! [Massive Final Hit — Sparkling Harp, Brass, Distorted Guitar] [Lula — Joyful Chaotic Scream] LULAVISIOOOOOOOON!!!! [Outro — Applause Fades, Old Television Static] [Lula — Breathless, Speaking] Oh my gosh… Okay. That was actually kinda fun! So… Can somebody PLEASE tell me what’s happening?! [Television Click] [Vintage Broadcast Chime] [Soft Female Announcer Impression — Lula’s Voice] And now… Nineteen thirty. [Silence] [Lula — Horrified] … NINETEEN WHAT?! [Television Powers Off]