I've got a visitor Unwelcome in my home It's becoming a problem And won't leave me alone I wake up at all hours of the day From whatever it is trying to convey Smashing dishes and throwing books And knock, knock, knocking in every nook I've got a visitor One that has to go I've had enough Of this bullshit show I've got a poltergeist It dwells within these walls What it wants I don't know And really don't care at all I'm casting out this spirit A ticket to Hell at no price If it's the last thing I do I'm driving out this Poltergeist Now the walls are bleeding And a putrid scent is smelt The spider's webs are dancing And an evil presence is felt It's playing tricks all the time And some of them get out of line But sometimes it's kinda fun To discover what it's done I've got a poltergeist It dwells within these walls What it wants I don't know And really don't care at all I'm casting out this spirit A ticket to Hell at no price If it's the last thing I do I'm driving out this Poltergeist I don't know... Should I let it stay? It gives the place a certain feel Of haunted domains both false and real A perfect compliment for a witch's lair Ok...it can stay....I don't care. I've got a poltergeist It dwells within these walls What it wants I don't know And really don't care at all I'm inviting in this spirit A place to call home at no price If it's the last thing I do I'm keeping with me this Poltergeist
