My Tractor’s Got a TikTok and It’s More Popular Than Me

Verse 1 Well I was plowin’ my field just doin’ my chore, When my tractor yelled, “Smile!” and opened a door. Next thing I know, it’s dancin’ online, Gettin’ more likes than my wedding time! Chorus 🎵 My tractor’s got a TikTok and it’s more popular than me! It’s got brand deals, a fanbase, and its own merch tee. I’m still workin’ for tips playin’ banjo by the shed, While my John Deere’s verified and dates a moped! 🎵 Verse 2 Now my ex left me for my GPS, She said “At least it knows where it’s goin’, I guess.” My dog joined a boy band with a pig and a goose, And Grandma’s sellin’ NFTs of her caboose! Chorus 🎵 Yeah my tractor’s got a TikTok, it’s a digital star, Got fans from Nashville all the way to Mars! It just posted a reel of me cryin’ in hay, And it hit a million views by the end of the day! 🎵 Bridge Now the mayor’s callin’ askin’ for a collab, The tractor said, “Sorry, I don’t work with drab.” It bought a gold chain and a cowboy hat, Then fired me, said, “You can’t compete with that!” Final Chorus (LOUD, CHAOTIC, EVERYONE YELLIN’) 🎵 My tractor’s got a TikTok and it’s livin’ the dream, While I’m in the barn drinkin’ chocolate ice cream. If fame’s a field, then I’m stuck in the mud, While my tractor’s postin’ selfies with Tim McGraw’s stud! 🎵 Outro (spoken with fiddle solo + phone notification sound) “Dang thing just hit 3 million followers… and I still can’t even get Wi-Fi in the barn.” 🚜📱