Are you afraid of goth kids, emo tramps and punk pigs heavy metal skunk skitz or purple haired trans Tricks, cause if you are, stay in your car don't eat out late for the early plate "at Denny's" Stay the fuck away from Denny's, get your coffee somewhere else don't go to Denny's. Save all of your pennies, instead go eat at Wendy's, you'll get attitude and mean glares , psycho kids with cold stares pancakes topped with human hair , sticky substance on your chair..if you go to Denny's.. it's not safe to eat at Denny's, thought the prices are quite tempting, but then the room starts spinning. Why did you have to choose a Denny's? Four in the morning and your stomach started gurgling, you need to eat something fast before the daylight starts its burning, late at night the moneys tight don't want no burger king no taco bell or cracker barrel none of these will do, a grand slam breakfast seems to call and trigger you to eat at Denny's, don't you dare go to a mother fucking Denny's, you could loose your life or worse your wife at Denny's, freaks and killer clowns all meet at Denny's, sinners psychos,killers eat at Denny's. They sell drugs in the parking lot, cops eat there you'll still get shot the place no longer safe violence rises at a rate that out paces your heart rate and you can't escape your fate, cause you chose a Denny's, the cooks have dirty fingers in the kitchen whipping up some gross ass food don't even start no bitching.
