[Intro] Austin’s still on cleanup when the shift is nearly done. Joey’s on the dairy run again. [Verse 1] Joey spilled the milk; Austin’s pushing it along. Cracked eggs rolling where the hand baskets belong. Something’s fermenting; nobody knows what it is. Austin’s got the mop, but there’s another mess to fix. Tags, tape, cardboard, stickers in Joey’s wake. Austin sweeps one patch; Joey makes another mistake. [Chorus] Joey’s dairy frozen department! Austin sweeps and mops; the mess keeps coming back. Joey’s dairy frozen department! Austin never gets enough time to catch up. [Verse 2] Joey: “I only set it down for a second.” Austin: “That second’s got a milk slick spreading.” Broken eggs, fermenting things, and a roll of tape— I’m clearing out the aisle while you make your escape. Tags on my sleeve; stickers on the mop. Cardboard keeps appearing; when does this stop? [Chorus] Joey’s dairy frozen department! Austin sweeps and mops; the mess keeps coming back. Joey’s dairy frozen department! Austin never gets enough time to catch up. [Outro] Milk again. Eggs again. Joey’s still nearby. Austin’s got the mop. One more mess.
