[Intro] [Rain under a bridge. Barrel fire. Train in the distance.] [Hobo 1] Yo... You ever hear how the àMs got born? [Hobo 2] Born? Motherfucker, they wasn’t born. They leaked outta nothing. [Hobo 3] Shut the fuck up. Pass that shit. [inhale, coughing] [Verse 1] [Hobo 2] Before everything there was the Void. Divine Void. Nothing alive, nothing destroyed. [Hobo 1] Nothing? [Hobo 2] Nah. Nothing that knew it was nothing. [Hobo 3] Fuck... [Hobo 2] Then the Void started thinking. [Hobo 1] Big mistake. [Hobo 3] Thinking always fucks shit up. [Hobo 2] Thought became Divine Conceptions. Divine Conceptions opened the Wetbook. [Hobo 1] The wet what? [Hobo 2] THE FUCKING WETBOOK. [Hobo 3] I had one once. [Hobo 1] You pissed on a phone book. [Hobo 3] Sacred nonetheless. [Verse 2] [Hobo 2] First came àM the Baddest. Bad motherfucker fighting his shadow. Then came àM the Biggest. So fucking huge his crib had a postcode. Then came àM the Richest. Gold on his fingers before money existed. Buying the world before anybody could list it. Then came àM the Strongest. Flexed one time, made the universe pull a muscle. Then came— [Hobo 1] The last one? [Hobo 2] àM the Smartest. Knew the question before you asked. Read the Wetbook forward and back. Knew every answer, every future, every past. [Hobo 3] Sounds like an annoying bastard. [Hobo 2] He was. [Hook] Five brothers. Five crowns. Five motherfuckers throwing hands. Baddest. Biggest. Richest. Strongest. Smartest. Five minds. Five fights. One conception born that night. [Verse 3] [Hobo 1] So they lived happily ever after? [Hobo 2] Fuck no. They fought all the fucking time. Baddest wanted power. Biggest wanted more. Richest wanted everything. Strongest broke doors. Smartest already knew how the fight would end. But none of them knew what they’d become instead. All that hatred. All that greed. All that strength. All that need. All those minds twisting together— Five became something worse. [Hobo 3] Oh shit... [Hobo 2] Not another brother. Not another birth. The conception of every àM walking the Earth. àM the Evilest. [Train roars overhead] [Hook] Baddest in him. Biggest in him. Richest in him. Strongest in him. Smartest in him. Five became one. One became Evil. And Evil had only begun. [Verse 4] [Hobo 1] Then what about Mutant Monk? [Hobo 2] Ahhh... That shit gets fucked up. There was a Monk. [Hobo 3] Normal monk? [Hobo 2] No. [Hobo 3] Please say mutant. [Hobo 2] Motherfucker was a Mutant. A Mutant Monk. [Hobo 3] I fucking knew it. [Hobo 2] Then one day the Monk met Evilest. They didn’t fight. They didn’t run. They didn’t shake hands. They became one. Flesh into flesh. Mind into mind. Five àMs inside Evil crossing another line. Evilest disappeared. The Monk disappeared. Something else opened its eyes. àM the Mutant Monk. [Bridge] [Hobo 1] Hold the fuck up. So he got— Baddest? [Hobo 2] Yep. [Hobo 1] Biggest? Yep. Richest? Yep. Strongest? Yep. Smartest? Yep. Inside Evilest? Yep. Inside a mutant? Yep. Inside a monk? Yep. [Hobo 3] That’s a fucked-up spiritual lasagna. [long coughing] [Outro] [Hobo 3] Wait... Void made the Conceptions. Conceptions made the five. Five made Evilest. Evilest fused and survived. So technically... we’re all just the Divine Void getting progressively more fucked up. [silence] [Hobo 2] Motherfucker... [Hobo 1] You smoked the truth. [Train horn] [All laughing]
