[VERSE 1] On Halloween, jenna alexander led us Past the jack-o’-lantern burning bright. Dressed as a cowgirl with a purple face, They marched us through the night. I wore a witch hat and blue jeans with cowboy boots, And packed a pillowcase for the sweets. We rode to Old Main Street on a hay wagon, To haunt the moonlit streets. A werewolf waved us over, With a wicked, toothy grin. We tried to dance beside the gate, Then someone called us in! (Hey! Come on!) (Whoa-oh!) [CHORUS] Trick or treat in cowboy boots, Come knocking at the door! Something sweet, something spooky— We’re coming back for more! We can handle ghosts and goblins, We’ll laugh at any fright. But a dancing chicken? We draw the line! Trick or treat tonight! (Nope! Not the chicken!) (Ha-ha!) [VERSE 2] First, Jim B answered, Dressed as a vampire in red. We picked treat; got a caramel apple— “Best night ever!” we said. Next, fudgie pie wore a scarecrow suit, With a rubber chicken beneath one arm. We chose trick; got a blaring horn— That set off every car alarm! (Whoa!) (Everybody run!) [CHORUS] Trick or treat in cowboy boots, Come knocking at the door! Something sweet, something spooky— We’re coming back for more! We can handle ghosts and goblins, We’ll laugh at any fright. But a dancing chicken? We draw the line! Trick or treat tonight! (Not that chicken!) (Come on, y’all!) [BRIDGE] Then mama steph, dressed as a wizard, Stepped out into the light. “Choose chocolate bars or a trick with a broomstick! Which will it be tonight?” We picked treat; they passed us a pumpkin pie, Then pointed at the moon. “Now stomp your boots!” They chanted, “Hocus-pocus, giddy-up-boom!” And the fiddler struck a tune. (Yee-haw!) (Play that fiddle!) (Whoa-oh-oh!) [FINAL CHORUS] Trick or treat in cowboy boots, Come knocking at the door! Something sweet, something spooky— We’re coming back for more! We can handle ghosts and goblins, We’ll laugh at any fright. But a dancing chicken? We draw the line! Trick or treat tonight! (Trick or treat!) (All right!) (One more house!) [OUTRO — THE TWIST] Then jenna alexander dropped their cowboy hat, And we all began to shake. Beneath it lurked a real werewolf— That costume wasn’t fake! My hands turned into green goo, It spread across my skin. That cursed caramel apple had changed us all— The monsters were within! (Oh, no!) (Run!) Now we haunt Old Main Street each Halloween, Come knocking at your door. Give us candy apples, and we won’t howl— Unless you ask for more! (Give us some more!) (Trick or treat!) (Happy Halloween!) (Yee-haw!)
