Verse 1 Welcome to the club, we had stickers for you, Bought a thousand of them—where they went, no clue. There’s a meeting every Tuesday, unless we forget, We made a group chat nobody has answered yet. Someone brought a planner, we all gathered ’round, Like, “Holy shit, look what this bitch just found.” Wrote three things down, felt frighteningly grown— Then lost the fucking planner somewhere in our home. Pre-Chorus We’ve got fourteen hobbies, seven still in the box, A drink getting warm and one missing sock. If you came here for answers, you’re shit out of luck— But welcome to the club. Chorus Welcome to the ADHD club, come on in, We’ve been meaning to start since quarter past ten. There’s coffee gone cold and a half-eaten snack, We started one story, then never came back. We’re doing too much while forgetting the plan, Then eight hours of work in a twenty-minute span. Your welcome gift vanished somewhere in the system— We had stickers for you. Nobody knows where we left them. Verse 2 I walked into the kitchen with a purpose and drive, Got there and forgot why I was fucking alive. Found the scissors in the fridge, found my phone in my hand, Spent an hour looking for it—I had excellent plans. Paid the late fee promptly three months after it hit, Bought another water bottle ’cause this one will fix it. Set seventeen alarms so I won’t oversleep, Then dismissed every one of them unconsciously. Pre-Chorus 2 We’ve got laundry in limbo and texts left on read, A very important thought that just fell out our head. We remembered the thing! Then remembered too late— But somehow we’re crushing it. Probably. We’re doing great. Chorus Welcome to the ADHD club, come on in, We’ve been meaning to start since quarter past ten. There’s coffee gone cold and a half-eaten snack, We started one story, then never came back. We’re doing too much while forgetting the plan, Then eight hours of work in a twenty-minute span. Your welcome gift vanished somewhere in the system— We had stickers for you. Nobody knows where we left them. Bridge Anyway— I have a business idea. No, seriously, hear me out. Actually, first, did you know octopuses have three hearts? Shit. What were we talking about? Final Chorus Welcome to the ADHD club, come on in, We’ve been meaning to start since quarter past ten. There’s coffee gone cold and a half-eaten snack, We started one story, then never came back. We’re doing too much while forgetting the plan, Then eight hours of work in a twenty-minute span. Your welcome gift vanished somewhere in the system— We had stickers for you. Nobody knows where we left them.
