All I Want This Christmas Is A Big Fat Kiss

[Verse] I bought the mistletoe in bulk last night Hung it high round the cities hung it low by the lights Even in the chats and the facilities too But you keep walking past me like I’m see-through [Prechorus] Is it the gear the one with the reindeer Or is it my hair I’ve been working on flair [Chorus] Dear Santa grant me this one little wish All I want this Christmas is just a big fat kiss I promise to be good and stay on the list If you let me have this Christmas wish [Verse 2] I’ve got candy canes in every pocket you see In case you need a bribe or a sugar spree I've sung your favourite carols hoping you'll fancy me But you just smile and laugh like it’s a comedy [Prechorus] Maybe I’ll bake you a gingerbread crown Or wrap myself up with a big red bow now [Chorus] Dear Santa grant me this one little wish All I want this Christmas is just a big fat kiss I promise to be good and stay on the list If you let me have this Christmas wish