There's Only One Austin

Humorous country hip-hop with a brisk two-step bounce, banjo and twangy electric-guitar chops over punchy kick, snare, and warm bass, Storytelling male rap verses with playful spoken asides, a big singalong country chorus, and light handclaps, Build from a sparse store-floor intro into fuller choruses with fiddle fills; clean, lively mix and comic timing

[Intro]
Joey's dairy frozen, aisle four, here we go
Austin's got the mop and he's already moving slow

[Verse 1]
Joey drops a carton, says, "Well, that was strange"
Yogurt makes a river by the freezer range
A tub of rocky road takes a tumble from the stack
Austin grabs a bucket, Joey's bringing more out back

[Pre-Chorus]
One sweep to the left, two mops to the right
Austin checks the clock—it's another long night

[Chorus]
Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up
Milk on the floor and a split soda cup
Sweep it, mop it, keep the aisle in shape
Austin's chasing spills that Joey leaves in his wake
He's got a mop, he's got a pail, he's got a whole lot left to do
Joey, slow your roll—there's only one Austin, dude!

[Verse 2]
Frozen peas are skating like they're late for a show
Joey bumps the endcap—down the sherbet goes
Austin's halfway mopping when a new splash lands
He just points at Joey with the mop in his hands
The sign says "Caution," but it can't keep pace
Joey finds a fresh mess in a brand-new place

[Pre-Chorus]
One sweep to the left, two mops to the right
Austin checks the clock—still no end in sight

[Bridge]
Austin says, "I need a minute, maybe two"
Joey says, "Good timing! I got one more for you"
A pudding cup tips with a soft little plop
Austin looks at the clock and just keeps on the mop

[Final Chorus]
Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up
Milk on the floor and a split soda cup
Sweep it, mop it, keep the aisle in shape
Austin's chasing spills that Joey leaves in his wake
He's got a mop, he's got a pail, no time to see it through
Joey, hold that carton—let Austin catch up too!

[Outro]
Joey's dairy frozen, the floor shines bright
Austin clocks out—then hears, "Uh, one more spill tonight."

2026/7500

[Intro] Joey's dairy frozen, aisle four, here we go Austin's got the mop and he's already moving slow [Verse 1] Joey drops a carton, says, "Well, that was strange" Yogurt makes a river by the freezer range A tub of rocky road takes a tumble from the stack Austin grabs a bucket, Joey's bringing more out back [Pre-Chorus] One sweep to the left, two mops to the right Austin checks the clock—it's another long night [Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up Milk on the floor and a split soda cup Sweep it, mop it, keep the aisle in shape Austin's chasing spills that Joey leaves in his wake He's got a mop, he's got a pail, he's got a whole lot left to do Joey, slow your roll—there's only one Austin, dude! [Verse 2] Frozen peas are skating like they're late for a show Joey bumps the endcap—down the sherbet goes Austin's halfway mopping when a new splash lands He just points at Joey with the mop in his hands The sign says "Caution," but it can't keep pace Joey finds a fresh mess in a brand-new place [Pre-Chorus] One sweep to the left, two mops to the right Austin checks the clock—still no end in sight [Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up Milk on the floor and a split soda cup Sweep it, mop it, keep the aisle in shape Austin's chasing spills that Joey leaves in his wake He's got a mop, he's got a pail, he's got a whole lot left to do Joey, slow your roll—there's only one Austin, dude! [Bridge] Austin says, "I need a minute, maybe two" Joey says, "Good timing! I got one more for you" A pudding cup tips with a soft little plop Austin looks at the clock and just keeps on the mop [Final Chorus] Joey makes a mess, Austin cleans it up Milk on the floor and a split soda cup Sweep it, mop it, keep the aisle in shape Austin's chasing spills that Joey leaves in his wake He's got a mop, he's got a pail, no time to see it through Joey, hold that carton—let Austin catch up too! [Outro] Joey's dairy frozen, the floor shines bright Austin clocks out—then hears, "Uh, one more spill tonight."

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