[Verse 1] Hey neighbor I’m tryna be cool But I’m getting sick and tired Of telling you To take your crap And keep it on your lawn Hey neighbor I’d like to be friends Here’s our chance To make amends But it looks like Brains just won’t mix with brawn [Pre-Chorus] And every single morning It’s a brand new little war You’re screaming at your tractor I’m pacing on the porch I got Jimmy Buffett playing Trying not to lose my head But your Bluetooth speaker’s shaking Every picture frame instead [Chorus] Hey neighbor Can you give it a rest? I’m one weed whacker away From cardiac arrest I’m sipping something tropical To keep myself amused But every day you test me Like you’ve got nothing left to lose Hey neighbor I’m begging you please If your dog jumps my fence again We’re both calling police I’m trying real hard To be the bigger man But my therapist would probably say This beach town’s changed who I am [Verse 2] You rev that engine Like it’s NASCAR night At 6 AM Every Saturday sunrise And somehow every beer can Ends up in my yard You call it “country living” I call it psychological harm And your cousin keeps “accidentally” Parking halfway in my drive Buddy if passive aggression paid We’d both be millionaires alive [Pre-Chorus] Now my blood pressure’s rising With the summer heat And the HOA keeps mailing us The same complaint each week [Chorus] Hey neighbor Can you cut me some slack? I smiled and waved politely Now my eye just twitches back I got beach chair therapy And a cooler full of beer But peace and quiet disappeared The day that you moved here Hey neighbor I swear I’m staying calm But if your rooster wakes me up again I’m dropping napalm I’m trying real hard To keep this all PG But you and me got one more fight Before reality TV [Bridge] And honestly You’d probably help me if my house caught fire And honestly I’d probably help you change a tire But somewhere between the barking dogs The floodlights and the noise We became two grown men Acting like divorced little boys [Final Chorus] Hey neighbor Maybe we both went wrong Maybe we’re just two stubborn idiots Trying to get along So bring your folding chair over Settle this like men We’ll drink cheap beer at sunset And start this whole thing again Hey neighbor… Turn that music down …actually never mind That’s a pretty good song.
